Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum ??
Child: .........
Mom: Bolo Kahan gaye the?? =/
Child: .........
Mom: Bologe ya Main Bataun ?? =@
Child: .........
Mom SLAPS !!! =(
Child *Crying*
Mom: Chalo Batao Ab ??!!
Child: Oh mummy main........... .
Mom: Chuppp.. Mere Aagey
Zubaan matt Chalao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views

Nakal Marna Galat Baat Hai

Ek Baar Exam Mein Question Aaya Hips Par Essay Likho?

To Santa Apni Pent Khol Kar Hips Dekh Raha Tha.

Tabhi Ek Bache Ne Zor Se Bola: “Mam Dekho, Santa Ne Guide Khol Rakhi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sub se ziyada khofzada

Teacher:insan apne ap ko sab se ziyada khofzada kb feel karta hai?

Pappu:jab wo 1 aise wash room me baitha ho jis ki kundi na ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver:

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar lete aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K 1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…

Sardar:NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy to his mom

Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
.
Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
.
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Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)