Tumhe Phansi Hogi

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho..

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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