Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 883 views

wifi or wife

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Kissing a blank paper

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny shairy naya andaz

The janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali of mehbooba



with very zoor shor

the mehbooba jhaaki from the booha

and boli



mar gia kalmuha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kamal Ki Cheez

Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?

Salesman: 1 Lakh..

Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?

Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..

Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Arz kia hai

Arz Kia Hy
Dor Se Dekha To Bus Khari Thi
Dor Se Dekha To Bus Khari Thi
Pas Ja K Dekha To..
BUS HI KHARI THI
Yahooo!
Apni Nazr To Bari Taez Hy YAR.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)