Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai

Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1187 views

Mosquitoes coil

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine
machcharo ko ullu banaya !”
Second Sardar: “Kaise?“
First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room
mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi

2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

WahahahhHaha:p

by Daniyal Ali (few years ago!)

Student was late

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Sardarji got the 4th child.

Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth certificate
 "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." 

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" 

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Made In India

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta: Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)