farq kya hai

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Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

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Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 739 views
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