High Level Insult

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi...:P :D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 797 views

Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe

Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe

=Dosto=

Ek hi Larki Ka number tha MOLVi ki baaton me aa k delete Kr diya;->

<(‘-’) ) )> //, oye mrwa dita e molvi.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us

1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

gobi ka phool

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

pathan

3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K
Derwaze Band Hony Ki Waja Se
Andar Hi Phans Gaye Thy ...
Aur Soch Rahe Thy k
Car Main Se Kaisy Nikla Jaye?
1st Pathan:
Yar Aisa Krty Hain k Engine k
Rasty Niklne Ki Koshish Krty Hain.
2nd Pathan:
O Nai Yar,
Diggi k Raste Niklty Hain.
Aur 3sra Jo Un 2no Ki Batain Sun Rha Tha, Bola:
Yar Jo Bhi Krna Hai,
Jaldi Karo Barish Hony Wali Hai,
Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai

by nabeel (few years ago!)

AFTAB to SHAHRUKH

AFTAB to SHAHRUKH:Tumhe pata hai aab tak ki meri sab se achi perfomance "ANKAHEE" hai

SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)