Dono me fark batao?

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?

STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 840 views
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