Aadmi road par khara ho kar
Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans bhi raha tha aur ro bhi raha tha,
paas se guzarne wale larke ne poocha:
Bhai sahib, kiya hua, aap kabhi hanste hain aur kabhi rotey hain.
Aadmi bola: Yaar hans es liye raha hun ke meri saas 7th floor se gir gaii, aur ro es liye raha hun ke wo meri naii BMW par giri hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 732 views
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Train mein warning likhi thi :-
Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”
Santa :-
Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =))
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1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?
1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
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Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.
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Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,
Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,
Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,
Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,
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Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)
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Adab ki inteha!
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1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
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2nd koi Funny story, aur
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2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,
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Kuch to taras kia hota
:~
aae zalim pathan
kia mila tujhe humari phool jaisi bachian rula kar from bangladesh
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