hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy
Sardar angraiz se:hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se insan dewar k aar paar daikh skta hay.
Angraiz hairan ho krwoh kya ??
Sardar"MORI"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 816 views
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Difference … :p
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Teacher: “What’s something that you need,
That you can’t see or
feel.. ??
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and
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Students 2013: “Wi-fi”
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