Sheikh 2 worker
Sheikh 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kia,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle sal ispar sign kardunga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 864 views
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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