DENGUE SONG
DENGUE SONG
BHEGAY PANK MERE
PYASA DUNK MERA
LAGEY AMRIT SA MUJHEY KHOON TERA
KABHI MERE SAAT AIK RAAT GHUZAR
TUJHEY KARDO MEIN BIMARA
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1054 views
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