BREAKING NEWS:1st time joke on Sardarni.All ATMs in Punjab are jammed & not working…Bcoz, all Sardarnis put Hairpins in ATM machine wen it says “Enter ur PIN”:p =D =))

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views

sardar

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

And there's the teacher!

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dos

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

mere betay ka jahaz ha

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

,
jis ka wazan

80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO ‘AMEEEENN.)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)