Molvi Pathan Se
Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?
Pathan: 3
Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?
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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1024 views
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