A kindergarden teacher

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to
the children seated on the floor around her,
absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean
them.
"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look
really different without your glasses on !"
Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different
when she takes her teeth out, too!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 881 views
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