Ak kanjos
ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la
kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse
gaya hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1044 views
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