A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 948 views

Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha.

Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha. Chaman usko
kharedna chahta tha.
Chaman: Kya ye Kutta wafadar hai ?Naman: Hanji,
mein isko teen bar pehle bhi bech chuka hu, ye itna
vafadar hai ke har bar mere pas vapis aa jata hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek second…

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.



Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar ki baiti usky driver ke sath bhaag gayi
Logon ne pocha: Sardar Hun ki karogy?
.
Sardar: Karna ki ae, hun gaddi aap chalawanga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

pathan in race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Dost: itne udaas kyu o.

Dost: itne udaas kyu o.

2nd: yaar wife se jhagra hua tha boli pure 30 din baat nai karna

Dost: tmhe to khush hona chahiye

2nd: aaj aakhri din hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)