Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 840 views

The teacher asked Jimmy

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

-banta tum kyon ro rahe ho?

Santa:-banta tum kyon ro rahe ho?

Banta:-dekho ye haathi mar gaya.

Santa:-ohh,kya wo tumne pala tha.

Banta :-nahin,per mujhe iski kabr khodne ka kaam mila hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Million dollar saying

It's million dollar saying that jo hase unke ghar base
But the million dollar Question is Ghar basane ke bad kitne Hase

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Or Banta Train

Santa Or Banta Train Ke Pichhe Bhaag Rahe The.

Santa Kisi Tarha Se Train Par Chad Gaya To Train Ke Dibbe Mein Bethe Logo Ne Kha “Well Done – Well Done“.

Santa: “Abe Kya Khaak Well Done, Jana To Usne Tha Mein To Sirf Chhodne Aaya Tha.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

That Lady

There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)