Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li,

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1071 views
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