Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat
Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat Me Tha Train Ka Driver Jo K Pathan Tha Us Se Pocha K Tum Ne Train Patri Se Q Utari?
Pathan: Oo Yaara 1 Banda Samne Aa Gaya Tha Brake Maarne Ka Time Nahi Tha. Humara Officer Ne Bola K Is K Uppar Charha Do.
Wakel: Phir?
Pathan: Wo Banda Patri Se Uttar Gaya… ;-(
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