Sardar: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q bnd ho jate he

Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad
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Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh jaye

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 918 views

Purchasing New Brains

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Private school k bachy zoo mai

Private school k bachy zoo mai,

look the monkey is sleeping,let’s not distrb him.

Govt school k bachay

O wekh tera peyo sutta peya a,leya onu watta mariye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man 2 Inspector

Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 mooli doosri mooli se

Q: 1 mooli doosri mooli se introduction kese poochegi?

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Socho

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Nahe pata?

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Simple yaar

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Ans:

Tou Kis Khait ki Mooli hai?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai

Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai ?
Papa: jab tum bade ho kar aacha ladka banoge to tumhe b 1milegi..

Beta: agar aacha nahi bana to ?
Papa : to bahot milengi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)