Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya h

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 907 views

Roti main itna ghee

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare
ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se
maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Papa:Rohan,you could not solve

Papa:Rohan,you could not solve this simple sum?.A 5 years child can do this.

Rohan:Papa,you shouldn't get angry unnecessarily.I couldn't do the sum because I am 10 years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera beta raat bhar book

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.

Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?

Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kele ka chilka

1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Expert On Parenting

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

Then she inquired what I did for a living.

I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)