Our brilliant Santa does it again-
Teacher- Which is ur favourite dish?
Santa- TATA SKY!!! ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 950 views

Funny Teacher: Aaj tum late kyun

Funny Teacher: Aaj tum late kyun aaye ho School 8 baje shuru hota hai.

Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.pk.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say Sawal Kia:
Tum Mera Sath Kab Tak Chahtay Ho?
Larka Ro Diya Our Apnay Aansoo Ka Aik Qatra Samandar Main Gira Diya
Our Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Aansoo K Qatray Ko Dhoond Na Lo…
Is Par Samndar Bhi Ro Diya Our Kaha: Ay Pakistanio.
Tum Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan Sekhtay Kaha Say Ho?
Larkay Nay Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dr Tahir ul Qadri Say….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

shadi ke baad

Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun
gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida

Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida.
2sray din wapis dene chala gya.
Shopkeeper:- Kyon Khan g cooker thek nahi kya?
Pathan:- Aray nahi baba ghar mein jawan betiyan hen aur ye badtamiz sitiyan marta hai.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

First order.

Santa Found Answer 2 d Most Difficult Question
Ever
What Comes 1st dT Chicken Or Td Egg? O Yaar
Jiska Order Pehle Doge
Vo Aayega!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)