Punjabi shadi ki party
Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak
bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab
generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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