Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz



1st Pathan.Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad Hy K

Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?

2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Tarh Se Yad Nahi

Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha..

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