1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon
1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga…..
*~~InShaLLaH~~*
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 429 views
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