Punjabi:hum izat me thora peche hai.

Sindhi:hum kam me thora peche hai.

Balochi:hum taleem me thora peche hai.

Pathan :hum bila waja peche hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1214 views

Andaz Badal Jate Hain

Police Ky Chhittar Khane Se
Koi Mar To Nai Jata.
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Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz
Badal Jate Hain…!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Snake's New Glasses

A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

7 Peer 7 Chatayion Pe

7 Peer 7 Chatayion Pe Bethe Thay
Aik Larka Aya
Or Sabse Aged Peer Ko Bola

Baba! Larki Nahi Set Hoti

Peer Ne Sabse Chote Peer Ko Kaha Chotu 1 Or Chatai Bicha Dey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The most funniest situation in student's life

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Dost Kameene Hi Hote Hai

1 dost dusre dost ko raat 2 bje phone karta
hai
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1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam he
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2nd- kya kaam he yr mujhe nind aarhi he ,
mai nhi aa raha
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1st- yr plz aja kuch jaruri kaam he

2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K bye.
Gudnyt Phone off.
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kuch der baad 2nd dost ko lagta hai. jaruri

kaam hoga, wo rat 2 bje us dost k ghar jata he 2nd- ha bol kya kaam he?

1st- bhai, wo light or t.v band karde

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)