Colour chun lo aur
In me se aik colour select karen peech,blue,green,black,white,gray,pink or mere liye garmi ka suit silwa kar bhej den shukria.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 864 views
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Think
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Haar mani?
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Ok i tell u
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1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.
Miss so sweet,
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apne
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Miss: wo q.
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hamari
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hai.
Bacha:
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Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P
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