Ek cockroach ka marne se

Ek cockroach ka marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfaaz

Aao mjhe mar dalo buzdl Insan!

Tum mujh se jalte ho

Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi mujh se darti haiSmile

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 811 views
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"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
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A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

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Student with his girlfriend

Student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says

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Girlfrnd: is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student: its me, Talking tO my BEER, yOu Shut up

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko
pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
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Raat ko Santa P K lauta

Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
achi baat to sabko achi lagti hai

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Pathan

athan Interview Dene Gaya Office k gate per ja k bola:
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya

Ek Bahut Bada Doctor Mental Hospital Mein Round Ke Liye Jata Hai,

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Doctor Ke Man Mein Na Jane Kya Aya Usne Paagal Se Puchha
Doctor: Tum Pagal Kyun Hue?

Pagal Rote Hue Bola: Maine Ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Par Uski Ek Jawan Beti Thi Usko Dekh Ke Mere Baap Ne Us Se Shaadi Kar Dali,

Aise Meri Wo Beti Meri Maan Ban Gayi, Fir Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui, To Wo Meri Bahan Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha,

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Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya, Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Pappu: Kya Bataun Sir, Government Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha?

Inspector: Kis Baat Ka? Funny

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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
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