3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay
3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay.
Rikshay Walay Nay Riksha Start Kar K Band Kar Dya
Our Bola: Lo Sahab, Pohanch Gaye.
1 Nay Thanks Bola,
Doosray Nay Paisay Dye,
Our Teesray Nay Driver Ko Thapar Mara.
Driver Samjha Is Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
Laikin 3rd Bola:
Salay Aaj Tou Marwa Hi Deta,
Kitni Taiz Chlata Ha…. :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 813 views
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