Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,

Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,

Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,

Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,

Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,

Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,

Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1107 views

Dost ki Kabar

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”

Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa bhai jaldi jao tumhare

Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai.
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Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhaara beta bilkul

Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In Next Generation child will sing

In Next Generation child will sing:
Twinkle twinkle little Cigar,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Girl college

Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job
and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)