Murghi Ka Qatal
Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,
Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,
Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,
Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,
Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,
Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,
Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)
by lescol (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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