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Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye 1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher: Aap Ne Kya Sekha?

Pathan: Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1259 views
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