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Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye 1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya
Teacher: Aap Ne Kya Sekha?
Pathan: Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,
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