Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye 1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher: Aap Ne Kya Sekha?

Pathan: Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 573 views

Janu sawera ho gaya

Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd
ane wala hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shaadi se pehle shadi ke baad

Shaadi se pehle shadi ke baad

Shaadi ke pehle ladki: Darling tum nahi toh main nahi… Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!

Shaadi ke baad ladki: Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”

“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

USTAD SHAHGARD SE..

ustad:konsa parinda subse tez urhta he?

Boy: Hathi.
ustad: Nalaiq tumhara baap kia karta he?
Boy:taliban commander he.
ustad:shahbash hathi hey sub se teez urhta he.bet jao

by ijaz (few years ago!)

Jumpin’ Funny

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)