Rajnikanth super hero
Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and helped him by giving money. The beggar is now called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school whole day. Since then that day is known as “Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo
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