Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1086 views
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