Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
Similar Jokes
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Bacha Bench Per Betha
Ek K Baad Ek Toffee Kha Raha Tha
Ek Admi Ne Dekha
To Bola:
Jo Log Ziada Meetha Khate Hain
Un Ka Jaldi Iniqal Ho Jata Hai
Bacha:
Mere Dada Ki Umar 106 Saal Thi
Admi:
Wo Meetha Kam Khate Honge?
Hai Na
Bahca:
Nahi
Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bholu: Yaar Ek Baat Bata Pappu, Agar Girlfried Ho Toh Kaisi Honi Chahiye?
Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar Girlfriend Toh Aisi Ho Jiski Ankein Aishwarya Jaisi, Baal Kareena Jaise, Aur Chal Katrina Kaif Jaisi Ho…
Bholu: Pagal Sun, Girlfriend Aisi Ho Jo 5 Logo Ke Beech Khadi Ho Sake, Na Ki Aisi Jisko Dekh Kar 5 Logo Ka Khada Ho Jaaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.
Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”
Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar Do Saale Ko.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
.
.
"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar in police station ye photos kiski hain?
Police:yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.
sardar: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na .;-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
School Ke Bahar Ek Ladki Ro Rahi Thi, Ladke Ne Jakar Ladki Se Puchha.
Ladka: "Ro Kyun Rahi Hai?"
Ladki: "Marks Kam Aaye"
Ladka: "Kitne Aaye?"
Ladki: "92%"
Ladka: "Khuda Ka Khof Kar Kalmuhi, Itne Mein To 2 Ladke Pass Ho Jate"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A husband and wife were involved in a petty
argument, both of them unwilling to admit they
might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband
in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm
right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go
first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're
right!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)