Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,

Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."

Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?

Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,

Dawa pe likha hai,

"Sugar Free"

Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 752 views

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir
gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai

Jab KUTTE ki maut aati hai na..
tab kutta mar jata hai...

Aur Jap Sardar Ko biwi Ki yad ati hai ko..

Sardar airhostes se- aapki shakal mere biwi se milti julti hai..

Air hostes ne jordar tamacha mara..

Sardar- kya baat hai charactr b milta julta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladies Only

Munna and Circuit take a ride on the BEST bus. They sit down on a 'Ladies Only' bench. A few women come over:

Lady: Please!! Yahan se uthiye!
Circuit: kaiko?

Lady: Kyonki hum mahilayein hain!!

Circuit: To kya hua? Hum dahi layein hain!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agr Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein

Agr Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein
Mujhaay Yaaad Kartaay HoToh
Mujhaay Yaad Maat Karnaah
Mai Tanhaa Zaroor Hu Magaar Fizzzul Nahi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko

Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt
Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha-
Raste Me Ek Pul Se Guzarte Hue
Sharabi Ne Darya Me Chand Ka Aks Dekh Kar
Apne Dost Se Pocha,
"Yeh Kia Hai"??

Pathan:
Yeh Chand Hai.

Dost:
Hayen..!! To Kia Main Itna Ooper Aa Gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)