Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade
Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki
Government Ne Scheme Chalai.
Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”
Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.
Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”
Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.
Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”
Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Taangon Ko Ulta Kar Gaya“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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