Wife knows
A superb ADD in Paper:
''FOR SALE'' Complete set of Encyclopedia in gud condition.
Reason 4 Selling:-
......
No longer needed.
-Got married.
-Wife knows EVERYTHING..! :DSee More
by Kashif (few years ago!) / 884 views
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