Santa to Barber

Santa to Barber:- Cut my hair Short.

Barber: Sir, how Short?
Santa:- So Short That my Wife cannot Pull them.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
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Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,

admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji

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Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja

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