Santa ne Banta se kaha
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views
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