After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1157 views

E mail bnana hai

Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Santa
Santag
Santa123
Santaabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro
100% mil jye ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar and Doctor

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain


Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta vs baap

Aik sudent ne hostel se apny baap ko khat likha

no money
_
no funn
_
your son


baap ne jawab me likha

how sad
_
very bad


your dad

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)