Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..
Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..
Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par
Color kiya,
Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya
"SAME AS ABOVE"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 800 views
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The head nurse brought them out for their father to see.
He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.
He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived.
As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can`t touch those babies. You aren`t sterile!"
With out missing a beat, he retorted "You`re telling ME I`m not sterile?!"
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.
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Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:
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Doctor: I know what to do. Open your mouth.
When the patient opened his mouth and the dentist pulled three of his front teeth.
Patient: What have you done?!
Doctor: Its weird, I pulled three of your teeth without any bleeding.
Patient: Those were fake teeth.
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