Doctor Parche pe aisa kya
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..
Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
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