Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views

You will die within 2 hours

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sorry For Eating The Peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

boy:what is ur name?

boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai

boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon
girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Idiots Best Line

3 Idiots Best Line –

“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yara ham ko shak he

aaik pathan darwaza khol k naha raha tha

kisi ne poocha LaLa aisa kion karte ho ?

Pathan : yara ham ko shak he khamein darwaze ke neechey se koi dekhta he…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)