Interviewer
Asked Candidate:

"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"

Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"

Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."

Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by dracula (few years ago!) / 1039 views

2 Ghadhe{Donky} Apas Main Bateen Kar

2 Ghadhe{Donky} Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2nd to Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri
Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I hold ur hand

Boy : Can I Hold Ur Hand ?
Girl : NoO
Boys : Why sOo ?
Girl : B’coz It Hurts When U Leave It.. :/ :/

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Haircutting k kitne lete ho?

Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to

Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train Par Chad Gaya

Santa Or Banta Train Ke Pichhe Bhaag Rahe The.
Santa Kisi Tarha Se Train Par Chad Gaya To Train
Ke Dibbe Mein Bethe Logo Ne Kha “Well Done – Well
Done“.
Santa: “Abe Kya Khaak Well Done, Jana To Usne Tha
Mein To Sirf Chhodne Aaya Tha.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)