Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,

Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?

Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1059 views

Teacher to Sardar:

Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki Ek Baba Jee Se

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
.
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Choron ko president

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa was in an airplane going

Santa was in an airplane going to Bombay. While it’s landing,

Santa shouts : Bombay … Bombay Air hostess: Please be silent.

Santa: Ok. Ombay! Ombay! Santabanta Sms

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Choice

GIRL to BOY
.
Ek taraf Paisa hai
Ek taraf Dimag
.
Kia lo gay? .
BOY: Paisa
.
GIRL: Galat… agr ma hoti tou
Dimag leti.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
BOY: Jis k pas jo nahi ha ,
wo
wohi leta ha =D

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)