Bania market jata hai underwear
Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views
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