Kal aapne apne bache

Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|

Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”

Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|

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