Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 1029 views

Sardar to sardr

Sardar:yar ye larkian kiss karte waqt aakhen kiun band kar leti hain.



2nd Sardar:ye salian hum mardun ko kbi khush nai dekh sakti.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A guy walks

A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man joined a big Multi National Company

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?

“No” replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”

The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”

“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.

“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pakistani Innings

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

The entire Pakistani Innings.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Engineering student

Engineering student ne ek book likhi 300 pages ki “3-mistakes of my life part-2?



1-Physics
2-Chemistry
3-Math
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Moral “beware of engineering”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)