We two, our two!!

Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 943 views
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