Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 1030 views

The saying

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate.

"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar ne nayi chaddi le

1 sardar ne nayi chaddi le
Gawon mai sab ko dhoti ota kar kaha mairi nayi chaddi dekh len
.
Ghar aya to dekha chaddi almari mai pari ti.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

aap ko kya takleef hay

Doctor “han bataye aap ko kya takleef hay?”,

mareez: so kar uthta hun to sar adhe khante tak chakrata rehta hay.

doctor “to adhe khante bad utha karein”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sab ka nishana chook gaya

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.


Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)