Boy: Will you marry me?
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
(Boy starts running...)
Girl: Hey where are you going?
Boy: I'm going to update my relationship status on facebook =P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,
"G'Day, Dazza.
You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".
Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.
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2.1 million illegal immigrants
9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
And above all
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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!
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it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
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'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
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When She Like Your comment
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Or
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Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
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Girl:to phir rehne do….
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Mujhy Tum Se Behter Larka Mil Gaya Hai..
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Pathan Roty Huwe:
Ye Tum Kiya Bol Rahi Ho? Ye Kya hua?
Kese hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua?
Kitni baar hua? Kahan Kahan hua?
Chalo jo ho gaya so ho gaya..!
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Shuker Hai Hum Ny Pehly Se Tayyari Ker Rakhi Thi..
Hum Tumhari Padosan Se Mila Tha,
Wo Tum Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hai.. :-D
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