Judge: You are crossingthe limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you callme saala?
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Lawyer:My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 881 views

Rajnikant went to world

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...

Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why do you want

Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
Ali : I want to be married .
Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kabootar Ka Accident

Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya

aur pinjre me rakkha.

Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola -

"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala mar gaya kya."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki Ka Naam

Ek Sardar Bar Me Baitha Ro Raha Tha

Bar Tender: Kyo Ro Rahe Ho?

Sardar: Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ko Pi Raha Tha Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)