Maths teacher

Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to

Priya, 3 to Sonia & 2 to Neha then what will u get????

Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views
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